Jalopnik Confirms - GM Working on C8 Corvette Renderings

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 12/04/2013 at 14:42 • Filed to: oppositelock, lulz

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Earlier today, a senior staff member at Jalopnik confirmed GM is already working on renderings for the next-generation C8 Corvette.

"When they render the C8 you'll have renderings" !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Matt Hardigree, editor-in-chief of the most popular car blog on the internet probably. When pressed for further comment Mr. Hardigree declined any additional information, but we strongly believe GM is targeting some !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! held by people who probably won't buy a new C8 anyway.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! posts butts and boobs on Oppositelock and should probably be working on invoicing right now, but isn't.

More Power!!and also some brakes. > Party-vi 12/04/2013 at 14:46

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Party-vi, get to work!!

William Byrd > Party-vi 12/04/2013 at 14:46

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Incredible.

Anon > Party-vi 12/04/2013 at 14:47

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Alex in his heaven, all's right with the world post anime and very rarely cars to oppositelock and should probably be working on organizing Secret Senna instead of looking on oppo.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 12/04/2013 at 14:51

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Travis Okulski responded with, "8, 8 generation Corvette, ah ah hah!"

Stef Schrader > Party-vi 12/04/2013 at 16:16

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Per some questionable looking notes written in Blake Z. Rong's discarded underpants, the C8 will be referred to as "The Ocho" and retail for around $42.

Stef Schrader posts pictures of a purple bunny sitting on things.